I'm usually a fatalist when it comes to technology. If something doesn't work the way I want it to, or the way I expect it to, and there's no dotfile nearby to hack on, I throw up my hands in despair and curse the sad state of the entire industry.
That's why I only today decided to search for "how to make the windows unlock screens top advertising bing" (I meant to type "unlock screen stop advertising bing," but Google knew what I meant).
I was referring to this ad, of course:
Yes, in fact I am aware you can get points by doing some Microsoft-related thing, because this ad has been haunting my login experience ever since I installed Window 10. I assumed it was about Bing, but…